This game isn't nearly as lively as the original...
So let's make a deal.
The next Salvation and Elimination rounds will the final rounds. The remaining inmates will be split between the two. Whichever is solved first, the inmates associated will be either protected or eliminated, except for two who the solver chooses. For example, let's say the Elimination has Bob, Suzy, and Chad, and the Salvation has Larry, Hanna, and Mike. If the Salvation Round is solved first, then Larry, Hanna, and Mike are protected. The person who solved the round then picks only one out of Bob, Suzy, and Chad to save. The others are eliminated.
Once this round is complete, we will move on to the second, more interesting part of the game.
Places, everyone. The final Salvations and Eliminations go up tomorrow.
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
The Fix
Here, have a new riddle:
A320BEAE25FD08932E789782877B6213
3BEC1949F7A90DE1BBF60C9C60E0DB34
406E9F269DB6AAF2
And to make up for the idiot's mistake, I'll even help you out on this one. It's blowfish, obviously. As for the key? Well, it's one way to describe what Gigglepuss did, and a certain comic book character who bears an unfortunate resemblance to me has become somewhat notorious for them.
Same inmates as before. Take as much time as you want. No penalties.
And to further make amends, I'll even throw in a bonus:
The first word of the Cheat Code is "Methods"
Now stop jerking off and play my game.
EDIT: Also, the answer has nothing to do with punctuation. Unfortunately, certain punctuation marks get lost in the coding process. So once it's been decoded, just insert the missing bits where necessary.
A320BEAE25FD08932E789782877B6213
3BEC1949F7A90DE1BBF60C9C60E0DB34
406E9F269DB6AAF2
And to make up for the idiot's mistake, I'll even help you out on this one. It's blowfish, obviously. As for the key? Well, it's one way to describe what Gigglepuss did, and a certain comic book character who bears an unfortunate resemblance to me has become somewhat notorious for them.
Same inmates as before. Take as much time as you want. No penalties.
And to further make amends, I'll even throw in a bonus:
The first word of the Cheat Code is "Methods"
Now stop jerking off and play my game.
EDIT: Also, the answer has nothing to do with punctuation. Unfortunately, certain punctuation marks get lost in the coding process. So once it's been decoded, just insert the missing bits where necessary.
I Would Apologize But....
It seems that Gigglepuss FUCKED UP.
You see, the riddle was supposed to be converted to ROT13 and then run through an md5 encryption. BUT, for some reason, the encryption refused to save to any databases Giggles put it through, and the MORON didn't bother to check.
He's been disciplined. Not through corporal punishment obviously, he likes that. I've got him locked up in a cold dark place with no room to move while he thinks about what he did.
I would apologize, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, but I'm just as disappointed in all of you. Since I left, it seems that you have done absolutely nothing to advance this game. The only thing that came even close to an attempt to solve the riddle was some idiot asking if it was md5, apparently on the assumption that if the string of text looks almost exactly like the last md5-encoded riddle, then it certainly must not be md5.
In fact, I blame your laziness just as much as I blame Gigglepuss' idiocy for the fact that I now have three inmates in the local hospital, receiving medical treatment for the substantial amount of blood that they lost under Giggles' knife. This is such an inconvenience for me. What, you think just because they were eliminated for the game, I don't have plans for them? I have dreams too you know. But not one of you assholes ever stopped to think about me, did you?
So, in the end, everyone is fucking retarded except for me. But what are you going to do?
If this keeps up, I may be forced into the second phase of the game sooner than intended, and I can't be held responsible for poor sweet little Grace when that happens. Speaking of Grace, I wonder if she'll ever wake up?
You see, the riddle was supposed to be converted to ROT13 and then run through an md5 encryption. BUT, for some reason, the encryption refused to save to any databases Giggles put it through, and the MORON didn't bother to check.
He's been disciplined. Not through corporal punishment obviously, he likes that. I've got him locked up in a cold dark place with no room to move while he thinks about what he did.
I would apologize, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, but I'm just as disappointed in all of you. Since I left, it seems that you have done absolutely nothing to advance this game. The only thing that came even close to an attempt to solve the riddle was some idiot asking if it was md5, apparently on the assumption that if the string of text looks almost exactly like the last md5-encoded riddle, then it certainly must not be md5.
In fact, I blame your laziness just as much as I blame Gigglepuss' idiocy for the fact that I now have three inmates in the local hospital, receiving medical treatment for the substantial amount of blood that they lost under Giggles' knife. This is such an inconvenience for me. What, you think just because they were eliminated for the game, I don't have plans for them? I have dreams too you know. But not one of you assholes ever stopped to think about me, did you?
So, in the end, everyone is fucking retarded except for me. But what are you going to do?
If this keeps up, I may be forced into the second phase of the game sooner than intended, and I can't be held responsible for poor sweet little Grace when that happens. Speaking of Grace, I wonder if she'll ever wake up?
Saturday, May 5, 2012
Elimination 4
Hiiiiiiiii guys! Mr. Jester is away at the moment, so I, Gigglepuss, the most AWESOME of Misfits will be your host for this evening!
Our inmates this time around may include someone you recognize from a previous riddle. You neglected to save him, so will you damn him?
PATIENT ONE
Name: Natalia Steiner
Condition: Violent tendencies. Irrational fear of cats.
History: Natalia Steiner recently graduated college with a degree in Philosophy. She moved into her first apartment over the summer. During this time, cats around the neighborhood began to go missing. It was soon discovered that she had been killing them and keeping their bodies in a trunk in her kitchen. When questioned, she claimed that they were the devil in disguise, come to spy on her.
PATIENT TWO
Name: William Hogarth
Condition: Suffers from intense paranoia and delusions
History: Once worked in criminal justice. Following a string of gruesome murders, he was arrested by the police. Hogarth maintained that he did not kill anyone, and that a whispering monster had done it. Because of his belief, he was institutionalized. After about a month, he was transported from England to the United States, and placed under Dr. Beakman's care in Shady Lawn Sanitarium. He has begun to slowly recover from his condition.
THE RIDDLE
fbda2f2971620d847f6ff034e182183e
Oh, I know Mr. Jester always gave a time limit, but those are no fun. How about you take as much time as you want, and for every hour it goes unsolved, I administer a cut to one of the Eliminated? That's much more fun, don't you think?
Our inmates this time around may include someone you recognize from a previous riddle. You neglected to save him, so will you damn him?
PATIENT ONE
Name: Natalia Steiner
Condition: Violent tendencies. Irrational fear of cats.
History: Natalia Steiner recently graduated college with a degree in Philosophy. She moved into her first apartment over the summer. During this time, cats around the neighborhood began to go missing. It was soon discovered that she had been killing them and keeping their bodies in a trunk in her kitchen. When questioned, she claimed that they were the devil in disguise, come to spy on her.
PATIENT TWO
Name: William Hogarth
Condition: Suffers from intense paranoia and delusions
History: Once worked in criminal justice. Following a string of gruesome murders, he was arrested by the police. Hogarth maintained that he did not kill anyone, and that a whispering monster had done it. Because of his belief, he was institutionalized. After about a month, he was transported from England to the United States, and placed under Dr. Beakman's care in Shady Lawn Sanitarium. He has begun to slowly recover from his condition.
THE RIDDLE
fbda2f2971620d847f6ff034e182183e
Oh, I know Mr. Jester always gave a time limit, but those are no fun. How about you take as much time as you want, and for every hour it goes unsolved, I administer a cut to one of the Eliminated? That's much more fun, don't you think?
Monday, April 30, 2012
A Slight Break
I'm a fair man. I've decided to give you some time to Save a few inmates over on RZ's blog. I've decided to let you play with Grace and Lady some more.
And I am most certainly not stalling to give the good doctor time to uphold his end of the game. No siree, that's not what I'm doing at all!
And I am most certainly not stalling to give the good doctor time to uphold his end of the game. No siree, that's not what I'm doing at all!
Friday, April 27, 2012
Elimination 3
PATIENT ONE
Name: Thomas Dial-
Condition: Severe Narcolepsy
History: Developed Narcolopsy during adolescence. The condition was minor at first, but as he grew older, he began to fall asleep more an more often. Prior to being sent to Shady Lawn, he fell asleep at the wheel of his truck, causing a collision that killed three people.
PATIENT TWO
Christopher Silas-
Condition: Antisocial Personality Disorder
History: Since childhood, Christopher has routinely put others in harm's way, bullied his classmates, and manipulated people into giving him what he wants. He has been arrested multiple times for multiple crimes. At his most recent trial, he was found Not Guilty By Reason of Insanity, as he seemed unable to understand why his crimes were wrong, and showed no remorse over his many victims.
THE RIDDLE
531f3f989f66c8c89c6a28567c816462?
Two days.
Good luck.
Name: Thomas Dial-
Condition: Severe Narcolepsy
History: Developed Narcolopsy during adolescence. The condition was minor at first, but as he grew older, he began to fall asleep more an more often. Prior to being sent to Shady Lawn, he fell asleep at the wheel of his truck, causing a collision that killed three people.
PATIENT TWO
Christopher Silas-
Condition: Antisocial Personality Disorder
History: Since childhood, Christopher has routinely put others in harm's way, bullied his classmates, and manipulated people into giving him what he wants. He has been arrested multiple times for multiple crimes. At his most recent trial, he was found Not Guilty By Reason of Insanity, as he seemed unable to understand why his crimes were wrong, and showed no remorse over his many victims.
THE RIDDLE
531f3f989f66c8c89c6a28567c816462?
Two days.
Good luck.
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Elimination 2
PATIENT ONE
Name: John Marshall-
Condition: Stage six Alzheimer's disease.
History: Mr. Marshall's descent into madness was a slow, albeit excruciating one. He showed manyof the obvious symptoms of Alzheimer's such as minor lapses in memory, continuously losing personal objects and becoming socially withdrawn and moody in challenging situations without much danger to himself or his surroundings. However, after a particularly vicious outburst involving a frozen turkey and the belief that his daughter was an imposter sent from hell, he was admitted to our institution with little chance of release. Court date pending.
PATIENT TWO
Name: Paul Ross-
Condition: Pyromania
History: Mr. Ross had a liking for setting ants on fire as a child. Continuing into adolescence, he kidnapped small animals and trapped them in cages, setting them aflame to watch them die. At the age of 18, he was caught in the act of literally barbequing his neighbor's chihuahua in his front garden. His lawyer begged for an insanity defense, and so he found his way to Shady Lawn.
THE RIDDLE
After that last one, it's clear that I overestimated your abilities. So here's a riddle that should be closer to your level:
pof qmvt pof frvbmt......?
Once again you have two days. I would have given you only one day, but like I said, I've decided to be merciful to you pack of mental deficients.
Name: John Marshall-
Condition: Stage six Alzheimer's disease.
History: Mr. Marshall's descent into madness was a slow, albeit excruciating one. He showed manyof the obvious symptoms of Alzheimer's such as minor lapses in memory, continuously losing personal objects and becoming socially withdrawn and moody in challenging situations without much danger to himself or his surroundings. However, after a particularly vicious outburst involving a frozen turkey and the belief that his daughter was an imposter sent from hell, he was admitted to our institution with little chance of release. Court date pending.
PATIENT TWO
Name: Paul Ross-
Condition: Pyromania
History: Mr. Ross had a liking for setting ants on fire as a child. Continuing into adolescence, he kidnapped small animals and trapped them in cages, setting them aflame to watch them die. At the age of 18, he was caught in the act of literally barbequing his neighbor's chihuahua in his front garden. His lawyer begged for an insanity defense, and so he found his way to Shady Lawn.
THE RIDDLE
After that last one, it's clear that I overestimated your abilities. So here's a riddle that should be closer to your level:
pof qmvt pof frvbmt......?
Once again you have two days. I would have given you only one day, but like I said, I've decided to be merciful to you pack of mental deficients.
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