Tuesday, May 29, 2012


This game isn't nearly as lively as the original...

So let's make a deal.

The next Salvation and Elimination rounds will the final rounds. The remaining inmates will be split between the two. Whichever is solved first, the inmates associated will be either protected or eliminated, except for two who the solver chooses. For example, let's say the Elimination has Bob, Suzy, and Chad, and the Salvation has Larry, Hanna, and Mike. If the Salvation Round is solved first, then Larry, Hanna, and Mike are protected. The person who solved the round then picks only one out of Bob, Suzy, and Chad to save. The others are eliminated.

Once this round is complete, we will move on to the second, more interesting part of the game.

Places, everyone. The final Salvations and Eliminations go up tomorrow.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

The Fix

Here, have a new riddle:


And to make up for the idiot's mistake, I'll even help you out on this one. It's blowfish, obviously. As for the key? Well, it's one way to describe what Gigglepuss did, and a certain comic book character who bears an unfortunate resemblance to me has become somewhat notorious for them.

Same inmates as before. Take as much time as you want. No penalties.

And to further make amends, I'll even throw in a bonus:

The first word of the Cheat Code is "Methods"

Now stop jerking off and play my game.

EDIT: Also, the answer has nothing to do with punctuation. Unfortunately, certain punctuation marks get lost in the coding process. So once it's been decoded, just insert the missing bits where necessary.

I Would Apologize But....

It seems that Gigglepuss FUCKED UP.

You see, the riddle was supposed to be converted to ROT13 and then run through an md5 encryption. BUT, for some reason, the encryption refused to save to any databases Giggles put it through, and the MORON didn't bother to check.

He's been disciplined. Not through corporal punishment obviously, he likes that. I've got him locked up in a cold dark place with no room to move while he thinks about what he did.

I would apologize, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, but I'm just as disappointed in all of you. Since I left, it seems that you have done absolutely nothing to advance this game. The only thing that came even close to an attempt to solve the riddle was some idiot asking if it was md5, apparently on the assumption that if the string of text looks almost exactly like the last md5-encoded riddle, then it certainly must not be md5.

In fact, I blame your laziness just as much as I blame Gigglepuss' idiocy for the fact that I now have three inmates in the local hospital, receiving medical treatment for the substantial amount of blood that they lost under Giggles' knife. This is such an inconvenience for me. What, you think just because they were eliminated for the game, I don't have plans for them? I have dreams too you know. But not one of you assholes ever stopped to think about me, did you?

So, in the end, everyone is fucking retarded except for me. But what are you going to do?

If this keeps up, I may be forced into the second phase of the game sooner than intended, and I can't be held responsible for poor sweet little Grace when that happens. Speaking of Grace, I wonder if she'll ever wake up?

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Elimination 4

Hiiiiiiiii guys! Mr. Jester is away at the moment, so I, Gigglepuss, the most AWESOME of Misfits will be your host for this evening!

Our inmates this time around may include someone you recognize from a previous riddle. You neglected to save him, so will you damn him?


Name: Natalia Steiner

Condition: Violent tendencies. Irrational fear of cats.

History: Natalia Steiner recently graduated college with a degree in Philosophy. She moved into her first apartment over the summer. During this time, cats around the neighborhood began to go missing. It was soon discovered that she had been killing them and keeping their bodies in a trunk in her kitchen. When questioned, she claimed that they were the devil in disguise, come to spy on her.


Name: William Hogarth

Condition: Suffers from intense paranoia and delusions

History: Once worked in criminal justice. Following a string of gruesome murders, he was arrested by the police. Hogarth maintained that he did not kill anyone, and that a whispering monster had done it. Because of his belief, he was institutionalized. After about a month, he was transported from England to the United States, and placed under Dr. Beakman's care in Shady Lawn Sanitarium. He has begun to slowly recover from his condition.



Oh, I know Mr. Jester always gave a time limit, but those are no fun. How about you take as much time as you want, and for every hour it goes unsolved, I administer a cut to one of the Eliminated? That's much more fun, don't you think?