Monday, June 25, 2012

Disappointed

No answers yet? Time's a-wasting here, ladies and gentlemen. I know I didn't set a time limit, but I want to get this thing over with and move on already. We have plans. Plans within plans, actually.

So provide an answer with the next two days or I "eliminate" one person for every day you don't answer.

Sound good?

Sunday, June 24, 2012

The Last Elimination

Well, hello. I'm sure you were wondering where I've been. I did say that the last elimination round would have gone up, oh, nearly a month ago. But then it took longer than anticipated to set a few things in motion. I'll admit, there were some mistakes made, some unforeseen circumstances. (I'm sure you all noticed Grace's comatose state -- which came far too early, I'm afraid.)

But all of that is in the past now. We are at the halfway point and we must proceed. So here is the last elimination round. Our friend, the Orderly, has already chosen the next person who will be protected.

Anyway, here are those that have been eliminated and saved:

ELIMINATED:
James Dees
Paul Ross
Thomas Dial
Natalia Steiner

PROTECTED:
Michael Teofilo
Jasper Oakley
Lee Smith
Grace Smith

Now, that just leaves Heath Able, Stephen Anthony, Lance Boyle, James Cox, Jill de Rais, Mary Elizabeth Earl, Jessica Giddens, Brandon Henley, William Hogarth, David Manson, John Marshall, Raymond Rutherford, Christopher Silas, and Ruby Walsh to choose from. Fourteen inmates.

You will choose three people to save. The rest will be placed in the elimination column.

And here is your riddle for this last round:


0100001001000001010000100100001001000001010000010100000101000010010000100100001001000001010000010100000101000001010000010100001001000001010000010100001001000010001000000100000101000010010000010100000101000001010000100100000101000001010000100100000100100000010000100100000101000001010000100100000101000001010000010100001001000010010000100100000101000001010000100100000101000001


Please provide me with the correct answer. Any incorrect answers will result in one person from the list placed on the elimination column.

Thank you.

Edit: Oh, also, if you have the entire cheat code, you can save one person from the list for free. Go on.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Bored

This game isn't nearly as lively as the original...

So let's make a deal.

The next Salvation and Elimination rounds will the final rounds. The remaining inmates will be split between the two. Whichever is solved first, the inmates associated will be either protected or eliminated, except for two who the solver chooses. For example, let's say the Elimination has Bob, Suzy, and Chad, and the Salvation has Larry, Hanna, and Mike. If the Salvation Round is solved first, then Larry, Hanna, and Mike are protected. The person who solved the round then picks only one out of Bob, Suzy, and Chad to save. The others are eliminated.

Once this round is complete, we will move on to the second, more interesting part of the game.

Places, everyone. The final Salvations and Eliminations go up tomorrow.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

The Fix

Here, have a new riddle:

A320BEAE25FD08932E789782877B6213
3BEC1949F7A90DE1BBF60C9C60E0DB34
406E9F269DB6AAF2

And to make up for the idiot's mistake, I'll even help you out on this one. It's blowfish, obviously. As for the key? Well, it's one way to describe what Gigglepuss did, and a certain comic book character who bears an unfortunate resemblance to me has become somewhat notorious for them.

Same inmates as before. Take as much time as you want. No penalties.

And to further make amends, I'll even throw in a bonus:

The first word of the Cheat Code is "Methods"

Now stop jerking off and play my game.

EDIT: Also, the answer has nothing to do with punctuation. Unfortunately, certain punctuation marks get lost in the coding process. So once it's been decoded, just insert the missing bits where necessary.

I Would Apologize But....

It seems that Gigglepuss FUCKED UP.

You see, the riddle was supposed to be converted to ROT13 and then run through an md5 encryption. BUT, for some reason, the encryption refused to save to any databases Giggles put it through, and the MORON didn't bother to check.

He's been disciplined. Not through corporal punishment obviously, he likes that. I've got him locked up in a cold dark place with no room to move while he thinks about what he did.

I would apologize, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, but I'm just as disappointed in all of you. Since I left, it seems that you have done absolutely nothing to advance this game. The only thing that came even close to an attempt to solve the riddle was some idiot asking if it was md5, apparently on the assumption that if the string of text looks almost exactly like the last md5-encoded riddle, then it certainly must not be md5.

In fact, I blame your laziness just as much as I blame Gigglepuss' idiocy for the fact that I now have three inmates in the local hospital, receiving medical treatment for the substantial amount of blood that they lost under Giggles' knife. This is such an inconvenience for me. What, you think just because they were eliminated for the game, I don't have plans for them? I have dreams too you know. But not one of you assholes ever stopped to think about me, did you?

So, in the end, everyone is fucking retarded except for me. But what are you going to do?

If this keeps up, I may be forced into the second phase of the game sooner than intended, and I can't be held responsible for poor sweet little Grace when that happens. Speaking of Grace, I wonder if she'll ever wake up?